if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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