so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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