They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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