I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There r osticjed everywhere
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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