Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i out mim tonsoeep
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