Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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