Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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