I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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