If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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