when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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