Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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