I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
dude. I can hear the air.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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