The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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