Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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