I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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