Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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