On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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