And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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