You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I didn't notice because vodka
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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