butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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