bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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