Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I supernannyed him into submission
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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