it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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