I got chris browned last night
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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