He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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