So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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