if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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