I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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