my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
