What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have feelings that need drinking.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
