coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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