is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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