Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
