My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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