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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(813): View more from Florida

Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again

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(415): View more from California

After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.

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(408): View more from California

the raccoons are back...

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