you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
