Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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