dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
