I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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