so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
