Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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