Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Randomize
