when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
