you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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