Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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