What a fucking waste of an outfit
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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