Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
