Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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