Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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