Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Terrible idea I love it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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