So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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