The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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