her vagine was all disorganized.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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