real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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