so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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