But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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