I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
the liver wants what the liver wants
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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